Well, Twitter tells us that Slough Ladies Hockey Team is to join forces with Surbiton! Stunning! Or, on reflection, NOT. Who gives a ****? In any case - pardon me for being a snob, but the connection with Sludge doesn't inspire me.
About as interesting as the "news" that "a woman from Tolworth has organised a charity ball in Weybridge".
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What about the police who,called to a burglary in progress in Surbiton,managed to Satnav their way to Wembley.
A spokesman alledgedly said this was not up to our usual high standards.Presumeably they have made Birmingham before now.