If you have seen Surbiton - or any London station - like this you must be getting up early.
If you haven't heard about the Seething Sardine Festival or associated events, where have you been? Seriously?
Thousands of people from across London trek to suburban Surbiton to take part in the crazy community events which have included giant games of mousetrap and pop-up pirates, and steam punks and children in cycle races on Penny Farthings. It's kind of unusual but it works - devotees get their community fix, and the creativity and imagination of the arts crowd gets an outlay.
Parents say they have been left in the lurch after a Surbiton nursery was ordered to pack up and move out.
Previous efforts have turned up a mattress, old Christmas trees and a road barrier, but community activists are now planning a root-and-branch clean up of Surbiton's Claremont Gardens.
Recovering alcoholics and drug addicts “don’t stand a chance” if they move into Surbiton YMCA due to rampant and unchecked substance misuse among residents, it has been claimed.
A Surbiton artist has been shortlisted for a wildlife artist of the year award.
A Surbiton woman who started her own fashion technology company while still at university has been awarded an MBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours list.
A teenager trying to raise a £1.2m to save a motoring landmark in Surbiton is hoping to get the building listed as a community asset.
Tolworth Girls' School (TGS) will be allowed to fund its expansion by selling land for more than 100 homes.
Kingston and Surbiton’s new MP quizzed David Cameron about Crossrail 2 with the first question at Prime Ministers Question Time this afternoon.