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What!? Surbiton is upon Thames too you know
life is not a bad crack there
strolling along Queens Promenade
with October's nip in the air.
The children are in the alley
girls skipping hot potatoes
while the boys hit sixes at cricket
trying hard not to break any windows.
Now the Star of Surbiton is a climber
tenaciously she clings to her host
not quite pure white her petals
her anthers each one, a lavender ghost
all crowned upon by a soft pink corolla
a passion flower like no other
she is the true queen of suburbia.
A Tolworth lassie is crying
she has learned that nettles sting
Well, Twitter tells us that Slough Ladies Hockey Team is to join forces with Surbiton! Stunning! Or, on reflection, NOT. Who gives a ****? In any case - pardon me for being a snob, but the connection with Sludge doesn't inspire me.
About as interesting as the "news" that "a woman from Tolworth has organised a charity ball in Weybridge".
Hi Everyone.
I am desperately trying to find out when Touch of Dutch is open on Ewell Road. I am getting married in a week, and need to get some things from there, but everytime I pass it, it's closed. The lady owner seems lovely, but I can't track her down for love nor money!
Anyone have any secret insider information!!!?? I am desperate!!