Astonishing archeological dig

The BSAA excavate the site where fifteen ley lines intersect and unearth some astonishing finds.

The BSAA undertook scientific research into the proliferation of Lay Lines in Seething, Surbiton over the weekend of the 20th and 21st February. They were joined by leading practionists from the Earth Society and other experts.

Costumed goat-boy followers, a mechanical fish, an eight-foot high stilt walking bride and the giant Thamas Deeton - which, according to the legend, was vanquished by Lefi - were all lovingly created by participants in the festival on Saturday.

A march ended up in the garden of the Lamb pub with a community play involving Maurice dancing - named after the supposed founder of the dance - along with songs and drama.

So far The Lamb pub has entertained Surbiton with a giant game of mousetrap, Suburban Skiing with giant ice-cubes strapped to the feet of skiers and an escalator choral society.

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