Berrylands mother discovers baked reptile while on school run.

The smell of burned meat and smoke from the engine compartment alerted Mrs. Muir from The Ridings that something wasn't quite right with her Renault Megane. So after dropping off her child she took her car to Berrylands MOT garage where a mechanic discovered the remains of a North American Corn Snake wrapped around the exhaust manifold.

Pan Hillier from Queen's Drive, acquired a load from Chessington Zoo to trial a recent NSPCC charity auction prize.
Apparently the camembert smelling droppings are renowned for deterring small mammals.

After spreading the tiger poo around her garden Mrs Hillier said, 'I did think it would work because I had read about it working with lion poo rather than tiger poo. I like birds and feed the birds but the cats are a nuisance.'

A unknown Ebay user has won a year's supply of the stuff after placing a winning bid of £241.

Can you smell anything strange in the Berrylands area?

Tolworth wedding gets in the record books for the world's heaviest wedding dress.

Offices, twelve farm-workers cottages, a house, garage, two dams and two mountain streams. Just 6,000 miles from London.

Surbiton, a farmstead in South African is for sale. With municipal irrigation water and drinking water, the forty-five hectares is site close to the Langeberg mountains and the Hermitage Valley. Ideal for citrus fruit; Satsumas, Navel Oranges and Lemons.

Available for auction March 23rd.

Read more in AllAfrica.com...

DST International worker, Hugo Everitt shaved his head and beard for cancer charity.

Surbiton mental health patient is jailed after setting alight to adult magazine in airliner.

A Samurai sword weilding maniac is knocked out by electric stun gun. We're not making this up.

Police were called to Langley Avenue on Saturday after receiving reports of a man running amock with a sword. After attempting to negotiate with him, the man climbed a roof and started to throw missiles.

Eventually after continued talks the man returned to the ground, but members of the Met Police firearms squad decided the only way to disarm him was to jolt him with 50,000 volts from an electronic Taser gun. He was then taken away and detained for questioning.

Read more in This is Local London and the Kingston Guardian...

Surbiton station announcers have been nominated for the 'Hans Christian Anderson award for most original excuse.'