Berrylands

A snake up your tail pipe

Berrylands mother discovers baked reptile while on school run.

The smell of burned meat and smoke from the engine compartment alerted Mrs. Muir from The Ridings that something wasn't quite right with her Renault Megane. So after dropping off her child she took her car to Berrylands MOT garage where a mechanic discovered the remains of a North American Corn Snake wrapped around the exhaust manifold.

5 million pound upgrade plan for Grand Avenue School

Plans to replace the two existing buildings is getting near to formal application.

Big Brother bins coming to Berrylands

The upcoming rubbish collection pilot is to include 'chipped' containers.

Vicious attack near King Charles' Road

A cyclist who went to the aid of a young woman calling for help is now recovering in hospital after a brutal assault by two men.

Smellier Berrylands

A council experiment means two weeks between household rubbish collections.

Surbiton woman experiments with tiger dung

Pan Hillier from Queen's Drive, acquired a load from Chessington Zoo to trial a recent NSPCC charity auction prize.
Apparently the camembert smelling droppings are renowned for deterring small mammals.

After spreading the tiger poo around her garden Mrs Hillier said, 'I did think it would work because I had read about it working with lion poo rather than tiger poo. I like birds and feed the birds but the cats are a nuisance.'

A unknown Ebay user has won a year's supply of the stuff after placing a winning bid of £241.

Can you smell anything strange in the Berrylands area?

Berrylands stinks

Expert says if enough people complain, the council must act.

Browns Road stabber gets three life sentences

Surbiton corner shop knife attacker sentenced at Old Bailey.

Forget Hampton Court, it's the Berrylands Flower Show

Famous Berrylands Road garden opens to public for charity.

10K reward for Surbiton acid vandal

The police offer reward after more attacks from malicious mystery man.

A Geneva Road resident has apparently witnessed what seems to be a drive-by attack after noticing odd behaviour from a middle-aged man spraying liquid while leaning out of his large, grey or green car. This sighting coincided with ten acid attacks on cars in Geneva Road, Lingfield Road and Alfred Road.

Police are offering a £10,000 reward and are asking for anyone with any information to call 0208 5411212 or Crimestoppers 0800 555 111.

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